I have an ex that looks just like Tupac…Fuck my life…

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darknesse:

TUMBLRRRR YOU DID IT AGAAAIN

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dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

This one time our science teacher brought up the point that an apple is basically a placenta for the seeds, so you are really just drinking a liquefied placenta

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Now that’s love

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Currently getting my life #daria

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Story of my life…

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Werk!

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ea5e95:

Behind every great man, lies the dedication and support of a good woman. And vise verse. 

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